Monday, 21 May 2012

6 - Local

“Oh man, local news just does my head in. It’s so gay! Like who wants to know what people think about, like, picking up stuff in the streets? It’s such rubbish, and people like saying ‘oh it’s really terrible’ as if anyone cares. Why does local TV even exist? I mean any decent football is on Sky anyway so it’s not like we can see how United are doing, and no-one famous lives here, so what is the point? Look they’re giving the weather out now, but in a minute they’ll do it all again for the country, so CARRY AN UMBRELLA, muppet!”
“Chill, Joey. Fancy goin’ down the Coopers’?”
“Down the ‘local’, right?”

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